The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor.

The doc examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" asked the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

There was this guy who had to go for costume party, and had walked into this shop which specialises in costume party wear, and had asked the girl at the counter for a dress, she asked what he wanteg to go as, and he replied as ADAM.. she went in and brought out this Fig Leaf, he said too small, she went in again and brought a bigger Fig Leaf, he replied still too small .. exasperated she went in and brought out this huge Fig leaf. He replied sorry Miss way too small for me...

She replied ... HEY BUDDY ... WHY NOT THROW IT OVER THE SHOULDER AND GO AS A GASOLINE PUMP...

Human = eat sleep work enjoy

Donkey = eat sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey work enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey work !

In other words,

Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men = eat sleep earn money

Donkeys = eat sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys earn money

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat sleep spend

Donkeys = eat sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys spend

If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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So the Conclusion is:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!